Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

You may only break the rules of S… In order to save a life Because Shabbos saves your life

Each day is another chance Another chance at what? Maybe another bite at the apple Or just maybe Another day not to take a bite out…

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse