Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it