Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

I don’t get mad I get odd

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible