Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting