Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything