Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
