Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
Art is where the Symbolic meets the Real forming a liminal space between meaning and its absence AI-generated art is where the Unr…
