In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people
