My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
I have an idea: I have no idea
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
