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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Sending Our Children Off to Culture War

After that
instead of talking about the weather
or staring at their phones
people stared at anyone who talked

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Erosion

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
If “The Sun Is a Huge Glowing Sphere of Hot Gas”, Then All Light Is Gaslight

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
Can You Fear Me Now?

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
I Might Not Ever Save My Soul, But It’s Nice to Know I Can

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
“The question isn’t who’s going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.” – Ayn Rand

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
The First Draft of Kafka’s Masterpiece Was Titled “The Risk-free Trial”, but He Decided It Was Too Obvious

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
It’s Hard to Explain

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
Inhuman, All Too Inhuman

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
The Force Is Strong in Each of Us, Which is Why “You Can’t Win, Darth.” You see, God Always Turns Each of Us to the Light Before It Is Too Late, So, It’s Never Too Late for Any of Us

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force
“Under OVS, students must select a fruit or vegetable at each meal and must take at least three items for the meal to qualify as reimbursable.”

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
“The autonomic nervous system controls breathing automatically, without conscious thought”

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because
The Worst Thing You Can Do to a Being Who Lacks Is Establish a Lack of Competition

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
The Panic Button Has Been Replaced by Haptics That Simulate the Sensation Felt by a User Interacting Directly With Physical Objects

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
Inside Out

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
Faith Will Open Your Eyes

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant



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