Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
Love may never win but love always ties
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
