The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
