No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

There is no Status quo But there is Status

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…