The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
