If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

You keep the peace they get everything else

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con