No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…