The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth