I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
