Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…