Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain