Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition