You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house