When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

I have an idea: I have no idea

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans