I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…