I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path