When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring