If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…