If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position