Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
