Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
