On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to