Mating For Life Saved My
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it