Flattery will get you everywhere Because people adore being praised But know that God adores you And return that love in kind By spreading His love in kindness

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…