If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is