You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking