A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…