Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us