The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
