Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing