We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path