In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
