There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it