There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time