Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

In Let there be plight the P is silent

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew