Reward: Exactly What You Deserve, di Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Reward: Exactly What You Deserve

In hopes of finally nailing down

All the right answers

We converted English into math

Filtering language through ones and zeros

Making all stories into word problems

With a definite answer–

All languages are dead languages

But some languages are wanted dead or alive

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Daydream Analysis

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All Words Have Meaning, Even if Nothing Else Does

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