I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–