2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams
We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy