On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time