In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button