The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death