Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it