Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

100% of success is showing up on time

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope