Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is