Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…