It’s always darkest before the yawn

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

A being becomes human when you add meaning

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning