If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
