My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
