Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell