Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining
