The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

If you Buy it You might Like it

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…