Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
