TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via

Easy to please but problematic to appease

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking