Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
