On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing